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Dating Online - Is
it for you?
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You’re a single parent
with no free time
You’ve been to one to many sleazy
singles bars
You’re the last in your social circle who is
still single
You're consumed by your job
and don't have time to go out socialising
You live in a rural areas
and have less time and opportunity to meet new
people.
Whatever the reason, you’ve probably considered online
dating at one time.
You’re not alone...
According to a Nielson//NetRatings survey, close to
one million Australians accessed online dating sites
in September 2004.
A CHOICE Online survey in October 2004 asked readers
whether they’d tried or were interested in online dating
26% of respondents said
they’d tried it with some success
11% said they’d tried it
with no success and 19%
said they hadn’t tried it, but were interested.
So why do people do it?...
In a US survey, 44% of respondents thought people had
a better chance of meeting a partner online than in
a singles bar, while a Swedish survey suggested that
internet daters were more adventurous and able to choose
a date from a wider pool of people.
article source - Choice Online
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Online Dating Vs The Dating Agency
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Dating agencies are either based upon a computer matching
up key characteristics and giving you a compatibility
rating or you would be sent various video profiles of
individuals who matched your key requirements for a
partner.
The problem is it can be very costly and time consuming
and their are no guarantees'. I have tried
dating agencies and to be honest... you would have
more luck shopping at woolies to find a partner...
The modern dating agency is online. You can search and
find members without even spending a cent. Once you've
found someone that you like you can decide whether or
not to become a paying member in order to exchange details.
Then you will wish you had never taken my advice
because internet dating can become addictive and
time consuming... (oh go on, don't believe me... try
it for yourself...)
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What Does Online Dating Offer?
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It is time to start accepting the fact that dating,
in terms of choice couldn't really get much better and
online dating is leading the charge. Especially when
compared to the old system of evening balls and social
gatherings.
Imagine you are at a large gathering where there are
many single men and women. It is hard enough just
finding someone nice to talk to without others looming
over your conversation and the nice man or woman you
have found.
Online Dating is conducted in the comfort of ones home,
allowing many of the "shy" types to be keyboard Casanovas
without fear of public humiliation.
Online Dating offers:
1. Privacy- Anonymity guaranteed.
2. Video Chat - The wonders of modern technology
3. Anonymous text chat - feel free to say whatever you
like (within reason, don't be too rude :)
4. No awkward silences - you can chat while watching
TV ( I don't recommend watching TV :) 5. Saving money
- no buying drinks all night for no pleasing outcome
6. Saving time - browse through personals only with
likes and dislikes that suit you
While not flawless, online dating does cater for the
many needs of the time poor individual, and isn't that
all of us?
Have a look for yourself at some of the best Dating
Agency Online:
Aussie Match Maker
Specialising in matchmaking for Australia and NZ.
LavaLife
Vibrant and interactive, specializes in hooking
up young people
FriendFinder
One of the Worlds oldest and biggest online dating agencies
Adult Match Maker
Australia's and NZ's largest Adult Agency
Red Hot Pie
Second Largest Australian Adult Dating Agency, sex info
and photos, swingers parties, webcam chat rooms, amateur
wives, girls, erotic stories, forums.
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Relationship Jokes
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I recently read that love is entirely
a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife
treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge
than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of
a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they
stay together.
Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from
achieving them.
Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs
with me.
Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henry Youngman
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two
years."
Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster
than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one
left me and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday
is to forget it once...
Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted
to.
Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said
the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy
"You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Anonymous
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk
down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and
still think they are beautiful.
Anonymous
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